I Need A New Roof, Before My Ceiling Does Cave
No gimmicks! Rock-bottom prices every day.
I Need a New Roof
Oh, how a new roof for you would be so cool.
Keep it dry over your head, keep the water from soaking your bed.
Elegantly installed, and meticulously maintained.
I want a new roof that will through the next ice age,
shiny and sleek it should dazzle and pop,
when the sun beats down on it, it will melt the neighborhood kids lollipop,
all the cars will stop, and jealous types will will hate,
my new roof is the greatest there is in the entire state,
no time to think, there is no time to save,
you need to get yourself a new roof today, before that ceiling does cave.