“Roof repair contractors”
“I need a roof over my head,” the potential fiancé said
“Don’t try to marry me to live under the stars, which I dread.”
She went on to explain how the elements and squirrels
Could get in a house without an intact roof
To prove her point she even showed him proof
She provided him with a picture of her childhood home
She went on to explain that it often rained inside and leaked outside
Because of the holes, missing shingles and such
She described it so well that he was genuinely touched
After this she went and got in bed
She waited to hear his reply the next day
He knocked on the door in the morning
And this is what he had to say
“I have a house and it has an intact roof
I think it’s important that I provide proof”
He opened his laptop and showed her a page
It was newly written, and had not a bit aged
It was an order form, for a roof repair contractor
This company had customer testimonials and more
He got on his knees once again on the hardwood floor
He asked again for her hand, and she agreed and ran out the door
She told everyone on the avenue, stranger or friend
That she was getting married to a marvelous man
He said he had secured roof repair contractors ahead
So they would have never have a leaky rooftop, but an intact one instead